Come Laugh. Don’t Die.

Congrats On Not Killing Yourself! is a darkly funny, deeply personal one-woman comedy about childhood trauma, mental breakdowns, and learning to dance with your demons. Equal parts raw, chaotic, and cathartic, Congrats On Not Killing Yourself! turns Krystyna Hutchinson’s life story into the kind of show that makes audiences laugh, wince, and feel alarmingly seen.

A story about trauma, love, psychics, pain, bad decisions, somewhat better decisions, and laugh-crying, Congrats On Not Killing Yourself! is premiering at the 2026 Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Bright pink advertisement poster for the play "Krystyna Hutchinson" with a woman in a red shirt at the center, holding yellow balloon letters spelling "CONGRATS ON NOT KILLING YOURSELF" and details about the show, including co-hosting a podcast, notable appearance mentions, writer and director Haley Dercher, show dates, time, and ticket info.

GOOD GIRL

Good Girl is a quickie film about neurosis and kink. After ending a six year relationship, a well-behaved, Jewish, OBGYN decides to turn her brain off and her body on by exploring BDSM; instances of which are popping up in the most unusual places.

Three-tier jewelry stand on pink background with various jewelry items and accessories, next to the text 'Good Girl' in bold black and white letters.

Haley is also in the process of developing the below projects. She is available for staffing.